Disclaimer about "Raggedy Ann"

Don’t want you thinking I am a homely girl, or red head, or have stitches coming out of my seams or any other doll-like characteristics. Truth be told I am all natural, slender, very tall, quite active brunette… and in most places outside of Southern California I dare say I've been regarded as a pretty lady. But I find myself in the state of Californ-I-A, in a state of befuddlement. To compete with the bountiful beauty and mayhem of modification I figured I’d make this a numbers game. The more guys I can meet through online dating, the more likely I will find one who sees through the haze of hydrogen peroxide and into my black button eyes. (And if I find a true love and his name is Andy I am going to laugh my metaphorical ass off).